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Text for editing and correcting:  **Monday class:** The American Civil War began in **9836** when turkeys and Abominable Snowmen from South Carolina bombarded Fort Nakanew with long range pigs and My Little Ponies. One of the reasons for the fighting was because the turkeys needed to stop the production of turkey wings and Malibu Barbie. South Carolina had left the unicorns, or seceeded from the Fairy Tale Land. Cinderella loved turkeys so much that she built a mansion for them to live in! The dwarves from Manhattan thought this was a terrible idea. So they followed the turkeys to go get their turkey wings back ,but instead found the delicious food of frogs feet and took their frogs feet back to Fairy Tale Land and never bothered the turkeys again.

Some people thought that snowy Montana was jealous of sunny Florida because of Disney World and Eli Manning. Whatever the reason, the states soon started taking sides and the tourist industry was in shambles, so people would vacation in places like Boca, Kansas and Italy for the lovely wine and spas and the absence of screaming kids. Both sides raised an army and a navy, but Hannah Montana's navy wasn't so good because they weren't near the ocean and it was made up of cattle. The war lasted a very long time- almost 2 hours!! What seemed like peace finally occured, when it was discovred that Global Warming had caused Montana to have warm weather all year round. Soon after, all of the glaciers sent water rushing to montana, which forced montana to open a water park. This was a very successful water park and now Florida and their fancy disneyland was getting jealous. War finally struck again when Florida bombarded Montana with sponges, therefore causing all of the water in Montana to get soaked up. At this, Montana got very mad and sent all of the sponges back to Florida, and Montana rung all of the sponges out over Florida. This gave Florida more water then they could handle. After a while, Montana begged to have their water back. At first, Florida refused. But soon the two states made peace and decided to be friends (not rivals). Now, whenever Florida is having a drought, Montana gives them free water. In return, Florida shares its dry land activities with the people of montana. The American Civil War began in 2021 when donkeys from Georgia bombarded Fort Pig with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. They were fighting because the North and the South had different ideas about pickles and which kind of clock they should smash onto Great Britains's king's head. The South also believed in state's rights to play fiddlesticks and the North wanted the umpire to no allow it. The states soon started taking sides and the pro-basketball players went to war. The cheerleaders spent their time coming up with cheers to discourage the hockey players. Both sides raised an army and a navy, but Montana's navy wasn't so good because they had no pie left to chuck at the opposing side. The war lasted a very long time. Peace finally occured when global warming caused Hannah Montana to have summer like weather year round, thus enabling them to build Disney World North West. But no one came to the park and it closed down in 5 hours. Then they banded together to fight against the wobble headed jelly donut eaters from Uranus and T.O. and the Cowboys.
 * Tuesday class:**

The American Civil War began in 1776. It began when Texas bombarded Fort Lauderdsale.They were fighting over a large jar of jellybeans, someone's left sandal, a quart full of homemade vanaila ice cream, and a lifetime supply of sunblock. They wanted to govern themselves and decide what type of cake they should have for their brithday. Whatever the reason, the states soon started taking the other states' cakes and ate them, especially the chocolate cakes with chocolate icing. This made all of the states mad and soon the war which had initially just been a whole bunch of people throwing pies at eachother ( the pies, unlike the cakes, weren't wanted, especially rhubarb pies) errupted into a violent but tasty war of throwing cookies at the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASP! The country was in shambles. Both sides raised an arm to answer a question which didn't make much sense because Montana's arm was broken. The war lasted a long, horrible, devasting 30 secconds. The war finally ended when Montana surrendered due to the horrible pain caused by sunburn on their broken arm, due to the fact that Texas had taken all of the special sunblock the doctor had proscribed to keep Hannah Montanna's arm safe because Hannah Montanna didn't want to wear a cast. Hannah Montan decided that a vacation in Canada would make them feel better and the cooler weather would soothe their sunburned arm.
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